Bullet Dreams and Media Acrobatics: India’s High-Speed Circus

The article titled ‘Vande Bharats to run on bullet train corridor, till Japanese Shinkansens arrive’, published under a New Delhi dateline on 22nd January 2025 in The Times of India (ToI), caught my eye with all the pomp and circumstance of a royal proclamation—only to quickly unravel into the literary equivalent of a magician pulling a rubber chicken out of a top hat. What began roughly as an affirmation of the publication's unflinching faith in official proclamations soon spiralled into a fever dream of fantasy—a heady determination to do one better than Indian Railways (IR), concocting unbridled optimism and wishful thinking, served with a garnish of absurdity. By the time I reached the end, my bemused disbelief had given way to hysterical laughter, the kind that escapes when one is faced with the sheer audacity of the hooey. One cannot help but wonder if the ToI is no longer just a news outlet but a willing participant in the grand IR theatre, taking every official whisper an...