Of Bandgalas, Bells and Bungalow Peons: The Bandgala Theory of Administrative Reform
The following discussion between Bertie Wooster and Jeeves concerns Indian Railways (IR) and its recent reforms, officially described as profound and transformative, though certain irreverent cynics continue to dismiss them as repainting the station signboard while the tracks themselves have applied for voluntary retirement. “I say, Jeeves,” I said, poking at my morning kipper with a sense of profound and brooding bewilderment, “I’ve been casting an eye over the morning rag, and it seems the brainy blighters at the helm of IR have embarked upon a fresh bout of what they call ‘Transformative Reforms’.” “Indeed, sir?” “And do you know what their opening gambit is? They’ve abolished the bandgala, the Black Prince coat, Jeeves! It seems the powers that be have decided the best way to fix a locomotive is to change the driver’s trousers. Tell me, Jeeves, what is the administrative philosophy here? Is it merely the noble art of giving the front door a fresh lick of pai...